Carol, I see absolutely no need to turn in my old Hippie credentials. "Bureacrat" is just another member of the mental menagerie along with "Redneck", "Idjit" and "Old Hippie". I don't see any conflict because they're all imaginary personae anyway. The real BWL is not at all like any of them. In fact, I have no idea what the real BWL is like and I've known him for over 50 years.

By the way, do they still make the yellow wheat straw Zig Zag papers in the red package?