This is slightly on a tangent, but I think it qualifies: does anyone have or know of a prison song by Marty Robbins called "(There's a) Little Box of Pine (on the 7.39)" It's an unintentionally hilarious letter-from-the-Prison-Governor-to-a-bereaved-mother kinda song. I heard it about 30 years ago, and I'd love to find it again.