Verse addition :-

We got a new policeman t'other week
Most peculiar sort od fellow so to speak
He walked around his beat on a pair of size twelve feet
The locals thought he was a living freak
He was walking by the Maggie Pie and Stump
When he saw a most peculiar sort of hump
Just in case it should show fight He upon it shone his light
And found that he was talking to the pump