We will stand by ready to repel all invaders, Oaklet is, as we write, speeding up the armoured whelk cloning process in the hopes of being able to muster a full fighting force. However, he is having a few problems at the moment because a few of the more intelligent ones are claiming that they have not been provided with the necessary equipment for battle on the lincolnshire borders and are refusing to come out of their shells. As he is awaiting the results of an enquiry into the leaking of DeanMeister's name as the man responsible for falsifying sales figures for certain dodgy photocopiers, causing the man permanent psychological damage represented by the hats he has started wearing, Oaklet is at present under an awful lot of pressure. I'm sure he will rally round however & help us mount the defence of our beloved borders.