Jeramiah, that is too funny! And once in a dory.

Rick, If someone asked me how long the 90 minute tour was I'd be tempted to answer, "That depends on who is buried in Grant's tomb!"

McMoo: LMAO! You could tell him that viagra would be easier!!!!

Oh you guys, I almost got fired for a retort of mine to an irritating customer at the cafe where I waitressed. He was being a general smart ass the whole time. When I walked by with a family's meals,plates up and down both arms, he yelled out, "Hey, you gotta match?" Without missing a beat I quipped, "Yeah, my dog and your face". I don't know why I wasn't fired that day.

Another time, a fellow with three ladies came in. Looked like wife, sister, and mother in law. The meal being done, I cleared the table and came back with the coffee pot. When I asked if they'd like more coffee, he said "Oh, just a swallow." I, without thinking, said "Well, how big is your mouth?" The women all busted up laughing, but he sat fuming. I wished the earth would have swallowed me in that moment.

McMoo, I can't get over that "Varnish me Foreskin". LMAO!

Margarita