twas the killer alien vampire
come for his Krispy Creams
his black eyes flashed in the morning
to the sound of Krispy screams
he said serve me my Krispys with human blood
tell the Red Cross, I want more
call Oscar the butcher from the slaughteryard
i'm hungry for donuts.. and more
I'll have liver and kidneys and pay by card
i want pink icing and a fresh dead bard
send me my whip for the donuts of course
my veins are surging and i'll take them by force
Krispy Creme donuts - they're just my cover
i'm after some catters, dripped in butter
give me Shambles, I'll take him, and chew him up fine
and I'll blend him with Amos, and some old red wine
Jeanie - you're ruuned - and Trevor - you're tripe
I'll roll in soft flesh and consume every bite
I want Krispy Cremes!fetch my studs and the leather
I thought that this boredom would go on forever!
sautee the kidneys! I need some energy food
Bring me the file, I want my teeth done
its me and the Krispies, and Brucie for fun
and when its all over some peppermint tea
i have to look after my liver, you see...

Vladimir the Inhaler.....