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Thread #59418   Message #1097973
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
21-Jan-04 - 12:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hah!!! I have been preparing for M2K, P2K or whatever you wanna call it for ten days already! I'm a country boy and "A Country Boy will Survive"!

Excerpt from post of Date: 11 Jan 04 - 07:33 PM

"In anticipation of M2K I have examined the five-gallon bucket of dried soybeans and the five-gallon bucket of dried lentils that my friend Trish's in-laws bought in anticipation of starving to death after Y2K. When it became apparent that the supply of Big Macs would remain uninterrupted they decided they really don't like soybeans and lentils anyway and, somehow, the damned things wound up in my toolshed. They appear to be edible, and if M2K shuts the world down I won't starve, though I must admit that I have sampled the soybeans and would rather just go right to the source and eat the dirt they were grown in instead."