His ability to appear in so many places simultaneously is due to the fact that he is related to Elvis. (I've heard that he also sings better than Elvis.)

Some time ago I saw a couple of elderly ladies at the Satellite Hotel in Colorado Springs. They were looking at a postcard of a jackalope and one asks "What sort of animal is that?" The other looked at the card and in a very puzzled voice said slowly "jack - a - lope"
I had to leave in a hurry otherwise they'd have heard me laughing.

Bert.