Here I go tryin' to be like, ahhhh, clever? And look what I get! All this danged grief. Hey, took me 10 minutes to spell Bill Clinton backwards, especially since the letters ain't backwards on my pudder. I asked the Wes Ginny Slide Rule for help but it just shrugged it's square shoulders as if to say, "Hey, Pal, yer on yer own...." Danged hard to get good help these days! Aww, it's jus mad 'cause it's heard about Bush's new "overtime policy" but, hey, like what is a danged slide rule gonna do with more danged money, anyway?
But yeah, looks like Clinton is getting ready to be elevated into 1st place on the reasons for invadin' Iraq. Yeah, seems Bush found some notes in the desk in the Oval Office from Clinton tellin' him to attack Iraq... Hey, I ain't heared the full story but that's the word on the street...