1) Open tin of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. Eat.

2) Open tin of Heinz beans. Eat.

3) A good thing for people what don't Cordon Bleu cook is this.

Boil noodles. Boil some ground beef. Drain both noodles and beef. Add can Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup--for the challenged, add the contents of the can. Bit of milk. Mix well. Will do for two meals. Eat. If your food laws prevent you from mixing milk and meat, omit the milk. However, I think there may be some in the mushroom soup. So, leave that out too. If this seems too difficult for one reason or the other, see 1, 2), and 4).

4) Peanut butter, banana, jam and lettuce. Put between two slices of bread. Eat.

The key is the last word: eat.