This whole "harp" business may have a plus side. If we can call damn near anything we choose a "Harp" then why not use the name for "cleaning up" all those "No-No" words (that we all use) and give a little beauty to the names at the same time. For instance a man might return from the restroom and say:

"I was out tuning my Schlongarharp."

Or wouldn't it be so much nicer for a woman to hear:

You have a lovely Desiraharp. May I play it a for awhile?"

And why say "ass"----Why not "Flatulharp?"

Just a thought......

Spaw