Hey Raptor, why go to all the trouble and risk of exposing your delicate spiritual nature to the unknown ravages of someone else's religion, when you can simply create your own right here!!
If you don't feel quite ready for an institution yet, maybe go a bit smaller at first ...Create your own cult!
Sorry if I went a bit out of line, but I confess I created a new cult called "Rev Raptor and the Rockin Reprobates" this morning. You'll be happy to know it's a BIG hit with the Big Guy! He's even provided us the biblical authority to have our divine fill of nymphomania, obesity and gay-bashin! Yippeeeeee!!