Mudcat Café message #1098861

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Thread #66271 Message #1098861
Posted By: DMcG
22-Jan-04 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Urgently Needed! Recipe for Toast!
Subject: RE: BS: Urgently Needed! Recipe for Toast!

Dial your local Indian/Chinese/Whatever takeaway.

Order a number #, where # is any number between 1 and 50, because you can't remember what they are anyway.

Wait for it to turn up.

Eat.