Egads Bill, methinks YOU'RE the Chosen One! Your words just sent my Spirit soaring into the ethereal realms of sublimity! ... and There, while suspended in surreal subconscicity, what should appear (to my wondering Third Eye) but a prophetic vision of pandemonious proportion!

Lo and behold I beheld a Horrendous Horde of Hippo-Humans wearing nothing but G-strings hurling "Latex Sux" brochures in all 4 directions, while drooling putrid pools of donut-dip mingled with copious amounts of Cosmic Goop -- all over my front steps at 6am!

Hmmmm ... maybe it's a Divine Sign. Ahhh yes, the meaning is revealing itself to me now ... yes ... um .... YES!

It is not mine but Rev Raptor's Dharmic Duty to reveal his address to the masses! *WHEW*