I saw an egg explosion happen one time. It was amazing. A woman had put two eggs into the microwave in the break room at work. The resulting BOOM! blew the microwave door open. Fortunately, nobody was hurt. Helluva mess though.

If you want to microwave eggs, be sure to pierce the yolk with a skewer first. This should prevent the explosion.

BTW, Fritos dipped in strawberry cream cheese make a tasty snack. So do Saltines spread with mint jelly.