What is your problem woman? I DID read it and I already conceded that the website author did his/her duty by saying it was a fiddle and not a harp.....I know, harp and lyra are often subbed for instrument etc...........I READ IT........No Foolin'..............Now let's get down to a bass clef here.......................

Did you and Rog make beautiful music with your "Desiraharp" and was his "Schlongarharp" in tune? No string breakage or anything like that? Or did the sympathetic harmonics of your/his "Flatulharps" ruin the evening? Inquiring minds and all that.............

Spaw