Ah - a Clinton Hammond impersonator already. Any one have tips for "Guest"? I have not been studying the Clinton Hammond phenomenon for long, but I think guest has not quite hit it on the mark - a good CH impersonation would be more acerbic and/or sarcastic and/or just plain ornery, and less gratuitously insulting.

Regarding fan club, I'm available to scarf up free refreshments and complain about the organization's leadership and disbursement of funds.