Count me in. I'm not acquainted with Clinton's music and have no idea what Trailer Park Boys is (are?), but anybody that hates grass and New Age philosopy can't be all bad. I'll take leaf litter and good old-fashioned Nihilism any day! And there are a few members of the human race I wouldn't mind seeing exterminated. We'll overlook the extremely well-groomed beard, although that is a symptom of a major personality disorder. Why grow it if ya hafta groom it more than once a year?

But, mainly I wanna be a member of the Clinton Hammond Fan Club because Clinton has inferred in another thread that I am paranoid. And here I thought the little purple-talkin' guys were the only ones that knew about that.

Oh hell, guys! There he goes again! Get the nets and the tranq gun! And make sure the Goddammed thing's loaded this time. Hurry up, dammit! He's gettin' away again!

Dammit! I don't care if Little Hawk hates the phrase "kick some ass", I'm gonna kick some ass! The rate you fuckups are goin' we ain't never gonna catch that ol' sumbitch!

Yeeehaaawww!!! You little purple-talkin' fuckers'll never catch me!!!