Day 354: So far so good. I slept well. Now I am feeling absolutely ravenous. Good thing there is a lot of birdseed here. The two Monsters came back, but have not noticed me at all. They engaged in some very peculiar behaviour last night. I'm not sure what they were doing, but it went on for quite a while. They also left some peculiar food lying around half-eaten. Pizza, it's called. I tried some. The crust is nice to nibble on, but the filling is too greasy for my taste and way too spicy. I'm surprised they can live eating stuff like that.

The mullet-headed Monster knows about the Enormous One. The Enormous One is called Bill. Mullet-Head doesn't like Bill one bit, because Bill keeps bugging him about money. The She-Monster I will call "No-Knees", because of her ripped jeans (lower coverings) which are missing the knees.

I am going to wait for Mullet-Head and No-Knees to leave and then explore this place from end to end. There is almost nothing that makes a hamster as happy as exploring new territory!

Corridus