The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1099134
Posted By: Rapparee
22-Jan-04 - 06:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
In nineteen hundred and ninety-six
Found a pile of dynamite sticks
Found a pile of dynamite sticks
Workin' in the library....

Thank God it's two thousand and four! When I found those dynamite sticks I didn't think I'd make it this far. Damned things were capped, fused, and sweatin' nitro. And the Big Boss said to move 'em on. So I picked 'em up and carried them to the curb, outside the library. Stumbled, tripped on a kid in the children's room. The resulting explosion of forty sticks of 60% blew the children's room to bits and me along with it. People saw me everywhere for days afterward. I've been dead for eight years now, and I don't miss it at all.