This is getting better all the time! This is what happens with truly great ideas. We now have a spinoff club forming: SASS

And it's a great idea!

The idea about the Idaho groupies is intriguing too. The officers of the CHFC would, of course, be required to personally interview and screen said groupies before they were issued their membership badges.

I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn!

- LH