Mudcat's threads are down the sink
The clickies mke them interlinked
No more guffaws from onscreen wit
When you're not a member, these posts are sh*t

Those noble members,once admired
Now leave me feeling rather tired
They hijack threads such as these
And instead discuss 'Cat policies

The need for such posts is very clear
But I doubt the place for them is here
And though the discussion can get heated
Peoples' opinions are being repeated

Six months ago it didn't seem like this
But now when I scroll down the lists
So many seem to spend their time
Insulting others - perhaps in rhyme

Some deride guests, who merely seek facts
And some have questioned the wisdom of Max
A negative current is running through the scene
As innocent threads are used to vent spleen

Since this is my first post, I hope I've been moderate
(As it's doubtful I'll ever be a Poet Laureate)
I'm just concerned 'bout what Mudcat's coming to
And (to stay on the subject) 'bout the USA too.

Shlio