And I was hoping that you had enough sense left to get to the hospital. Maybe a home visit from Nurse Ratched would have been better, even if she did bring her Sawzall.

Damn! Now we have to special order another XXXX Roll & Go T-shirt. You want a special color this time? We could print it on a burlap gunny sack and cut off two corners.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble