Here's mine:

The commercials will be more interesting than the game.

The cheerleaders will have better moves than the running backs.

The winners will thank God for giving them the victory (as if the Almighty is interested in north American sporting events).

and,

Some idiot reporter will stick a microphone in the face of the losing coach and ask him a totally inane question like, "How does it feel to lose the Super Bowl, coach?"

Go Vikings,

Freightdawg