The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1101354
Posted By: Amos
25-Jan-04 - 10:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You, sir, are a poor man's cheap escape from his own irresponsibility, a fantasy looking for a reality to replace, an ineptitude is search of a victim. You are a drop of graywater in the waste pipe of those who do the real work of life and a chicken scratching on the Page of Real Life itself, a minor typographical anomaly, a speck of aberrant dust in the long view of the cosmos. You have as much weight in the fate of the MOAB as you have in the fate of the Grand Pyramid. You are a fleck of robin's piss in the mighty River of Life, and you are not suited to sneer, condemn, or even bow down to or cavil in front of or tremble before or nod at one of the mighty souls who have built these powerful cyberhalls of Discourse, the mighty MOAB. Your accomplishments are dust on the floors of the MOABS galleries, a mote in a sunbeam compared to the infinite potential light which is always the divine attribute of MOABidity. You are not suited or even capable of shining a light on Her Modernity Rustic Rebel or any of her magical ilk here on the MOAB, including Carol the Crapper Sailor and the Brilliant Major SRS.

So go off and see if you can by dint of unparalleled and unprecedented exertion move your cranium far enough out of its nether receptacle to be able to see where you really are, because it will require some severe readjustment. Once you do that I am sure you will go far, and I request that you start soon.

Thanks, Bill.

I knew you would understand.