Raptor, I'll try, but it'll probably require some kind of divine intervention.

So for those of us who are hormonally challenged to express our loyalty this way, how about letting armpit hair grow, maybe even dying it red just like Clinton's, instead??? (I'm assuming the hair in his pits is red, just like the hair on his head. But I've yet to gaze into his armpits .... hey, maybe he'll post a picture so we'll all know for sure!)

;-)   daylia