Seen on a beat up pick-up

"Keep back 300', driver dips Copenhagen Snuff."

"Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!"

"Don't piss me off, I'm runnig out of places to hide the bodies."

"My Mom says I'm special."

"Keep honking, I'm reloading!"

"If you want to finish in 2nd place, follow me!"

(blurry letters) "What speed limit?"