Here's a bit of it:
Often hums but never purrs
But I like the thoughts it stirs
I love it 'cos it's hers,
It's my girl's pussy.
What a precious thing to handle
No-one else can hold a candle;
It means everything to me -
I can't dance, I got ants in my pants...
You bring the hotdog, baby, I'll bring the bun...etc...etc...