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Thread #66376   Message #1102265
Posted By: Kaleea
27-Jan-04 - 01:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
This just in from Marvin The Martian:
   Dateline, Mars;
      Marvin reported to the Martian authorities that the Terrans had sent 2 bots to anhilate Mars. The bots were destroyed. The Martians then quickly used their sophisticated computer systems to cleverly send a simulation of the bots to the Terrans to trick the Terrans into thinking that their bots are still functioning within normal parameters. The report from Terrans that 3 of our species have been captured by the evil Terrans, is simply propaganda which was fabricated one of the Terran leaders known as "Bushlite." All Martians are to disregard such propaganda. A reward of 99,0000,0000,0000 gzzkshzzkkkkxxxxxxx is being offered for the capture of the evil propaganda upstart. (See holographic image of said upstart) Bounty hunters have reportedly left Mars in droves. The race is on. Oh, those simple-minded Terrans, what will they think of next?