Bugs Bunny, journalist for the LooneyNewsNetwork, allegedly reported to Dan Rather that in a phone conversation earlier today, Marvin the Martian stated an emphatic, "Absolutely no Martians have been sent to Earth! It was a simple weather baloon advertising for the new Wintergreen Mints."
    Bugs states that this was confirmed by NASA & NORAD for the President. Film at 11.

    Oh, no! Bugs has been assimilated! Catters--shall we believe this propaganda, or rise up & march on Washington for answers to this mystery?!