Sigh!

Maybe I'll take up ice-sailing. Folks used to do that around here quite regularly, not the light 3-point suspension models that flit about the lakes but real hulls with built in runners. They say that a well rigged ice boat could tear along at 40 or 50 mph. Of course, anyone still aboard would be frozen solid.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, all alone on the frozen ground