Years ago, I was dating a young man who was getting his Phd in Psychology. He used me as a subject for all the major psycological tests, including the Rorschack, which I have probably just misspelled.

After looking at a few of them, I thought for a minute, and remarked, "Well, they all look like somebody's labia." He assured me this response was perfectly normal.

He also told me that seeing animate inanimate objects in the inkblots meant you were nuts. I didn't see any. Of course I often saw our washing machine walking back then.