This is just too far out to keep to myself. Here is a web page by which one can create a letter of complaint. You simply fill in the blanks as to whom the complaint should concern, how many paragraphs you want it to contain and then just hit the Complain button. It creates the most wonderful letters with such stuff as:

"Having said that, let me add that (name) is -- for lack of a better word -- irrational. Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, her mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. As we don our battle fatigues, let's at least be clear about what we're fighting for: Our war is not about reducing the deficit, not about ending welfare for the rich, and not about the largesse or responsibility of private philanthropy. All we want is for her foot soldiers not to devastate vast acres of precious farmland."

Complete and utter balderdash! I love it! The letter changes with each submission. Complain here