This is a "college" version my mother taught me in the early 1980's:


Triple rodents with defective eyesight
Triple rodents with defective eyesight
Perceive how they perambulate
Perceive how they perambulate

They all scurried to an agricultural spouse
Who amputated their rear anatomy with a carving utensil
Have you ever perceived such a spectacle in all your entire existence as
Triple rodents with defective eyesight

Not sure where it originally came from, but I really like it.

Judy