Now that's what I call a tale of a tail, dear Amos!!! And here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for putting this lovely 'twist' in it all:

So they barbecued her free of worries
Never thinking it might be a sin--
She was never done in by the painter out there,
But done in by the painter within!

Come on now, Challenge!rs -- it's the weekend, so pull out those paintbrushes and GO FOR IT! ;-)

All the best, Áine