aNd another time= i blew a big hole in saisbury plane, i dident mean it, but got in truoble for that as well CO said "2 you could have killerd someone silly bastard, waht we goingf to doing with you threbn?", [not my faulyt, if they give you ex plosives, you throw tyhem, not my bloddy fault if some body in the way, there fault, dont blaming me!
any way= ex plosives are good fun, [boooooom!], one day i blew a 30ft crater on salsbury plane, which was nice!

another anyway=i applieed to joining them bom disposal team, but they said no, [bastards!], they said i drinking to mucjh, and not allowed tpo drinking tooo much in that job anyay=i know somebody waht did it, but he got no fingers now, they got blown off by a bom, [he got a few fingers, but only 1 or 2, ] i thonk his right hand is just main bit, no fingers, i bet he got a few quid for that?
they offered to chop his hand off, and put one with fingers on, but he said no.

How much money you get, if your fingers is bloen off in army?