Dear Bat Goddess,

I was curious.....When is the RIGHT time to receive an obscene phone call? I am available most hours and will be happy to oblige. Please send me your number and any particular perversions which you prefer. S/M, bondage, discipline/domination, golden showers........If group sex is your preference, perhaps we can set up a conference call with your buddy Jeri and maybe Big Mick, Katlaughing, Rick, or others ...your choice. Father Joebro can be made available for confessional immediately afterwards.

Yours in Heavy Breathing,

Spaw