You know, 'Spaw, I think the idea of providing instant confessional assistance could go a long way toward making sin and forgiveness a much more attractive package. None of this waiting around, getting all raked over by your conscience while you wait for absolution of one sort or another. Nope, just sin, enjoy yourself, then flag down Father Joebro and wash it all away. You could do marathon weekends of really lovely, gritty sin, pancaked with instant forgiveness and be ready to go back to work on Monday with an absolutely stainless soul. Sort of the spiritual version of catch and release ...

Great concept. Bears developing...

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