Jeri, I just can't help myself. At least the Mudcat gives me time to think about whether or not I WANT to make that smart-ass remark as opposed to real life where Karen is so often chagrined that I DO. How did I ever have such luck...meeting a woman who would/could tolerate my juvenile, moronic, and generally dumb, ramblings. Actually I asked her to marry me almost the day we met; figured that the less she knew about me the better.

On the other hand.................Right now, I'm doing my utmost to resist calling an ad I just saw on the "Prevue Channel." I had to let it go through it's cycle again so I could believe what I read the first time...and then again so I could get one more look. Any question I ask would be stupid, but what option is there when the ad reads:

WHY PAY THE HIGH COST OF NURSING HOMES?
McCAFFERTY ADULT DAY CARE FACILITY CAN PROVIDE AN
AN ALTERNATIVE AT A FRACTION OF THE COST.
WE ALSO HAVE STORAGE UNITS AND CONTAINERS IN
ASSORTED SIZES AVAILABLE FOR MONTHLY RENTAL.
CALL ###_###_####

Hello...McCafferty's?....Yeah, I was wondering what size storage units you had? See, we're really busy during the next few months and I was wondering if you had something to fit my mother-in-law? Do you take Medicare/Medicaid?

I love local ads...........

Spaw---who NOT ONCE in this post referred to you as "CLAMFOOT"