I think the inhabitants of Ull on this here thread should band together and form a rebel army

our enemies are at first, the thugs and "townies" than poison an already posioned "city"
they make walking down the street into a military manoevure, and anyone walking the avenues after 6pm without a defensive weapon deserves everything they get.

Alone, we cannot defeat these hooligans, but together we stand a chance.

We shall meet at Netto on anlaby road

Gather your french sticks and rotten tomatoes, we are going to war!