High School Minuet

They're rioting in study hall, la la lala lala la
They're screaming in math,      "
They're holding drags in driver's ed,   "
And so they won't pass,    "

Kids' hormones are raging; they're out of control
They're cutting their classes, the teachers can't call roll
The lunchroom's run out of food, assembly hall's too small
So why do we bother coming here at all?

But teachers get even, and they hit back hard,
They put nasty marks on the old report card,
Someday in September we'll come back and then,
We'll have to start all over, and go through this whole year again.

They're rioting in study hall, la la lala lala la,
The team's full of beer,   la, etc.
What teachers don't get through to us, la....
They'll pound into us next year. (Sproing....)


(My parody, written in junior year of high school.)