You ate morphine for breakfast AND lunch?!?

Hmmm . . .new story coming: "Confessions of a Maine Opium Eater." Washed down with pine sap, of course. (You heard about the guy from Maine who tried sniffing coke? And ended up having to have the brown liquid pumped from his lungs . . .)

Oh, I see now. You didn't actuall EAT the morphine -- that was SWILL that you had for brekkie and nooners. (Or was it Campbell's Cream of Gruel?)

Linn