There you go! Proof positive that the War on Terror is working!

Obviously, since the terrorists have been denied access to their preferred targets like airliners, skyscrapers and bridges, they've just lowered their sights and are blowing up public toilets! Just imagine the psychological effect! People away from home and afraid to use a public facility. Massive numbers of automobile accidents caused by drivers trying to pee in an empty springwater bottle while driving at 75 MPH. A pandemic of constipation from people holding it 'til they get home only to find that compaction has set in. Jails filled beyond capacity with people arrested for indecent exposure while peeing in gutters.

Think I'll go stock up on Fleet enemas before the drugstore runs out.