The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #13469   Message #110972
Posted By: catspaw49
03-Sep-99 - 12:42 AM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern -Round 9
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -Round 9
Hey group......How goes it tonight? I need one tonight...Just got back from the Sweet Corn Festival..Need to post something about that on the regional humor thread.............So WW, don't be so PO'ed about that minor rule change...Ya gotta' admit that'd accent the "Y" in WyoWoman....(bonk) ...Hey you didn't have to hit me with the freakin' ball WW...GEEZ......Hell no, I ain't playin'...........but I see alison is, see quite a bit too...(pwing) ..OUCH ......Damn that hurt al....... .....and Jeri, got some special costuming things for you here for the volleyball court....Pretty Cool huh?.....Yeah, it's a 2 piece thong bikini made of clamshells and seaweed.....Here you go, put that sucker on and yo.........OUCH..GAWDDAM...OUCH ......HEYHEYHEY.......ENOUGH ALREADY !!! I SAID STOP IT!!! JESUS JERI........ IT'S A JOKE....OUCH..STOP IT!!!.... Alright , I'm sorry ferchrisakes......just a joke....I'll be over here.....Cool off....I'm going to the other side of the joint.........geez, whadda' grouch..........CLAMFOOT!!!...(thwangthk) OW!!.......damn if she ain't got an arm too.........Hey Mick my man, I see you're ready to .......uh.......yeah...... hooboy.......Uh, Mick....we need to talk.........See, uh, putting a potato in the thong can be real enticing to the girls, but uh,....look, uh,......Oy.......well, like, uh, the potato goes in the FRONT man.....Yeah, really...........I mean, well, wearin' that thong and all it looks like you're takin' a shit and have one caught crosswise.........Hey, don't get pissed and put that potato down!!!..... Like I KNOW where it's BEEN and (THWUMP).........you gotta' nice arm too Mick......................Damn if this ain't goin' downhill around here..............Oh HI KAT......Great to see you. Say, what about you and I form a team? I mean we may have some physical drawbacks but I figure we could win if you'd just meditate up some of that weird, hoodoo,voodoo, power zen stuff you dig and we coul(SLAP!)..OW!!!! What the hell is it here tonight........................GOTTA'GO NOW GUYS...See ya later.........(thwump!splat!wham!bonk!splurp!)...DAMN GUYS....OK, I'm SORRY!!! GOT IT? S-O-R-R-Y, SORRY!!!............whadda bunch................

Spaw