Kenny G for elevator and hotel lobby music; bloody stuff is played everywhere over here.

and

The officious little S**** in hats here who stop you crossing roads by blasting whistles in your ears and waving a little yellow flag in your face. And no they are not policemen.

and

Shanghai taxi drivers who gob out of the window all the time.

and

Those little bastards with their cell phones playing bloody noisy games on them all the time, especialy when it is a taxi driver who is driving!!

and

That stupid Kia car advert, the one that goes 'The car that cares'

and

Waitresses in resteraunts here only offering you Budweiser beer which is made under licence in China and is even worse than the cats pee brewed in the US.

and

I think that is enough for the moment.