Not that I don't care about the money, just not enough to deal with keeping the straight face of advertising. Not that I can't keep a straight face, I just like to pick the moments a little bit.

   Today I'm writing two straight-faced pieces in a combination. Acquiring A Rug, Or A Cat.
Rugs and cats are available in many beautiful colors and patterns, but there are a few things you may want to consider when choosing the right rug, or cat, for you. etc.

Thanks for the tip. I wouldn't have tried the online version without a recommendation. I'm really disappointed by Artsearch online, since there are more jobs in the arts in any local paper than Artsearch lists for the state and region. It's lousy.