To my fans:

Bill D.:
I'm glad you are amazed. I never miss the point. I am usually laughing at it because it is usually so ludicrous.

Fred Miller:
You are full of crap. Sorry, I wasn't really being serious.

Guest, Jim Knowledge
Please go to the store and buy the letter H. Your best bet is at Wal-Mart. On your cab driver salary, you should be able to afford it.

McGrath:
Double good.

Fred Miller (again)
I am not out to hurt all European women's feeling. Hell, I wish I could buy them all a comb for their legs and armpits.