I think this is what you want. I heard jasper carrot singing it. (I thought it wasn't his, you see it's funny)


Was it you who did the pushing
Left the stain upon the cushion
Footprints on the dash board upside down
If it's you who did my daughter   
I think for your safety you should ought to
Better start your packing, and get leaving town.


Yes it's me owe did the pushing
Left the stain upon the cushion
And the foot prints on the dashboard upside down
Ever since I did your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
So I think were pretty even all way round