"Thou gorbellied spur-galled minnow."

Hmmm . . . maybe I can get some use out of that today, as it's my last day before a very deserved (if I must say so myself) week's vacation and I'm sure some sales weasel will come in with some fresh hell to cope with before escaping.

Gotta pass this site on to my not-yet-Mudcat-addicted husband, Tom Hall.

Linn (I'd still rather be a goddess than an unmuzzled applejohn)