Dear Doc,

I recently opened up my wife's gitar case cuz I wanted to play it even though I usually play trumpet and I'm better on trumpet than gitar lots better cuz I never really learned gitar but we got some books and stuff on learning gitar and I wanted to just you know fool around with it and mayber teach myself something anyway then I took the gitar out the little wires that wrap round the big wires had all come unwrapped and it was a mess.

What do you recommend?

Thank you, and I remain,

Your humble and obedient servant.